This is not Rihanna's website.

If you've come here looking for her, you're in the wrong place and you've also misspelled her name.

This is RHIANNA'S website. Me. Rhianna. I'm not a pop star from Barbados. I don't sing the song Umbrella. I don't even think I own an umbrella.

You can email me but don't send me her email. You can contact her through her label. Unless you want to amuse me by sending me more badly-spelled, barely understandable email messages, then please feel free to continue sending me her email.

Thank you.